I'm embarrassed by roughly one-third of my titles, delighted with one-third, and just "meh" about the others. A lot of my embarrassment stems from the fact I thought the title was terrific, but in retrospect, it's either pretentious or it just plain sucks.

And then there's my "The Birth of a Fan." I knew it sucked, but just couldn't think of anything better. That's the title I hate the worst. Just, ugh.

I do, however, love coming up with pretentious chapter names (in the rare instances my stories are more than one-shots). I figure they're supposed to be pretentious then. :-P