To me, it sounds like the "nails on a chalkboard" you mentioned, paired with (in my opinion) horrendous acting. :P

You will never be able to convince me David Kaye is bad at anything <3

Sub vs dub is, like, debating religion in anime fandom ~ I try to avoid the topic at all times! (Though I have to admit, I did the D: face when people asked if we'd have the English voice cast on these simulcast episodes... *facepalm*)